Tomorrow’s comic is number 256. How do I know this you ask? Well, I had the database set to keep track of unique comics using the TINYINT format. Judging on the fact that I was unable to add tomorrow’s comic, TINYINTs only allow for 8 bits of data to be stored. Anything above 256 is out. […]
When I was in the third grade, Mrs. Hanson took our class to the library. We went every week and there was no reason why this time would be any different. But it was because out of all those trips I only remember the story we were read from that time. Mrs. Hanson read us […]
Diane was a widow. Her husband Luke had died young. He was in an accident while working a government position transporting files between local government offices. His truck was struck by a drunk driver at two o’clock in the afternoon. The drunk driver survived. Because Luke was working at the time of the accident, Diane […]
There are things that you learn when you live without the aid of your parents. For example, rotting fruits attract the most obnoxious of fruit flies. Hand in hand with that, fruit flies are dumb. All it takes is a paper funnel leading into a vase with cider vinegar to trap them and kill them […]
I received the following response to today’s comic. I thought it deserved to be shared on a wider scale. Georgie, I believe this is a gross oversimplification. I think that everyone of us was dealt a hand of cards that gives us certain advantages and disadvantages. Although money can decide some of the struggles we will […]
Recently I have been tempted more than once to purchase a new computer. I see deals on new ones in my mailbox on a daily basis. Everything is faster and better than what I have. But in the end I always talk myself out of buying one, because I don’t need it. I usually am […]