Morsmordre
I am going to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince tonight. In my world, Death Eaters should get in free.
God does not wear condoms
Catholics don’t like condoms because if they did, Jesus wouldn’t have been born.–Charles Lim Normally I don’t accredit my quotes to the actual person who said them, but I thought this one was a special case. Call me crazy, but I think this Charles Lim character is dumb. Unfortunately for me, and the others in […]
Oopsie daisy
Going to be a little late on the comic tonight. A friend came into town who I haven’t seen since December and it distracted me. My apologies.
Double the margins
All I can say is that this makes me want to do spreadsheets all over again.
Point Microsoft
I made a crack at Microsoft the other day. I get frustrated with their software at times. The problem is, I rely on them. Everything I have works on Windows and it would take far too long and possibly too expensive to get things running the way I want on another OS. I said something […]
Chrome knight to take down established empires
I came into work this morning and I booted up my computer to find some interesting news. I always have a tab open with Twitter up, that way its there when I need it. I also found that ‘Trending Topics’ is the only way that I get news when the student paper is not being […]
Resignation
We have a special today, tin signs are only $15. This is a common refrain of my boss at the Poster Master on State Street. I always wondered why no one ever called him out on this. It is not a special if, like the faded signs around the store stated, that the signs are […]
Crockpot
I am a fan of the Crockpot. Whoever the person was that invented it, I would double high-five them while doing a triple-hypothetical-five with them also. The ease at which I can make a meal is amazing. And since my mom gave me an old Crockpot cookbook, well I have a ton of recipes of […]
Intro to Parenting
Richard and Laura had been married for three years. Their life was enjoyable; Richard worked at law firm downtown as an accountant and Laura waited tables at the diner four blocks from their home. The house they lived in wasn’t large, nor was it small; it was a ranch with two bedrooms and one bath […]
Intro to Parenting
I just wanted to let everyone know that I posted a new story today. I have to admit that I am quite happy with how this one turned out. It certainly received better responses during workshop than I expected. I had the feeling that I might be a decent writer after all. It’s another long […]