As promised, I would like to provide you with the link to my newest blog. If you would like to view it, the address ishttp://www.admissions.wisc.edu/blogs/author/danny/ and it is also located on the right sidebar of this site. The actual posts will be listed at the bottom of that page. Feel free to leave me any […]
The profile picture for me has been updated on my UW-Admissions blog. I can finally say that I have a photo of my profile where I don’t hate how my hair looks. Win. Side note: If anyone has a Google Wave account, or invite. Send me a message at webmaster@sassyhacksaws.com. I have access to an account (but […]
It’s October and my Fall schedule seems to be in full swing. I may only be taking 12 credits this semester (harvesting the fruit of previous semesters) but I seem to be running everywhere. I have my two jobs and my blogging internship. In addition to keeping relations alive, furthering them and creating new ones. […]
I just thought I would let everyone know that there is a new feature to the website. I have implemented some code that allows for me to post different drafts of the same story and to keep them categorized together. I have posted all the revised versions of stories that I have. To view a […]
“That was ‘Take a Chance on Me’ by ABBA. We’ll be back with Tiger James and Mack in the Morning after these words from our sponsor. When was the last time you had the shingles on your roof replaced?” Richard reached over from the bed and slammed his hand down on the alarm clock. He […]
Columbian Carabo starts a conflict At the zenith of flight Muscle taught against tendons Beneath, a beach on which, a weasel Greedily grabs for fish. The brown tawny owl swoops Down, daring the weasel to run. Struck aghast, is a weasel slaying on its way? Amber owl brings carnage from above, Talons ready to mangle […]
“If you will just sign here and the loan for your museum is yours,” said the Mr. Bankman who was the loan officer in charge of Norman. “How about that? Just need to write the eleven letters that make up Norman Agate?” Norman replied, wiping the mucus from his nose out of habit. “Now I […]
The room they put me in is bare; four walls, two chairs and a single table. The walls are empty, uncovered cinder block. I’m seated in the chair facing the door so I see him as he enters. His face is chiseled, the skin pulled tight over his bones. His hair has gone uncut since […]
A food court filled with freshmen, Racks of stainless steel pots and pans clang while piled high, Taller than a cold iron mountain. Mystery abounds: the lines grow and shrink at random. Are the cookies cooked today? Grabbing a warm, wet tray, I begin my journey. I glance at the sandwich bar full of white […]
My father was the first person to hand me and my brother a beer. We were only fourteen and fifteen when he did. He said to us, “Boys, I know you’re going to drink sometime. I ‘spose its better that I’m here to watch you so you don’t do nothing stupid.” On my 21st birthday […]