“If you will just sign here and the loan for your museum is yours.” “How about that? Just need to write the eleven letters that make up Norman Agate?” Norman replied, wiping the mucus from his nose. “Now I will finally be able to break ground on the future home of Steve and all of […]
I learned quite a few things between a span of a few hours today and yesterday. I had to return to my parents house this week to get a cavity filled and I could not think of a better way of getting home than riding the 10-speed that I put together. Have I mentioned that […]
I was perusing Facebook this morning when I came across a random event and clicked upon it to view the details. I do not remember what prompted said clicking, so I check the event creator to see if it was someone I knew. I saw the following: Nick Leonard (Hope) (creator) That is quite the […]
I bought a lotto ticket today. I think today I might have better odds of winning than tomorrow or yesterday. I am not a superstitious person. There is only one curse I believe in, the Curse of the Billy Goat. Other than that, things happen because they happen. things don’t happen solely because they don’t […]
I found this little gem on the Twitter feed. Enjoy! Tom_Godell@almightygod Someone from Kuwait just offered me $24 million via email to spread the word of God in the US. Should I accept their offer?
I apologize for my absence. I want to hear no more about it. I like to think that there are more important things that I have been doing that have kept me from updating lately. The truth is, there aren’t. I convince myself that it is because of homework that I have not sat down […]
I do not feel bad posting this: So after I was done, I took a moment to feel that good, sleepy feeling you get after you come, and then I got on my clothes, waved bye, and was on my way. That was a paragraph in a short story I am reviewing for class tomorrow. […]
I drew this for today. I didn’t get to spend enough time on it though. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I get the feeling that one of our maintenance guys does not understand the concept of a door-knock. He keeps knocking on the door and walking away before I can answer it. He is usually half way up the stairs and has to stop and turn around to talk to me. Also, I was given […]
My father was the first person to hand me and my brother a beer. We were only fourteen and fifteen when he did. He said to us, ‘Boys, you’re going to drink sometime. I guess it is best that I am here to watch you so you don’t do nothing stupid.’ On my 21st birthday […]