Double the margins
All I can say is that this makes me want to do spreadsheets all over again.
Author: Danny Zawacki
My name is Danny and I like things to be simple. I believe that there’s beauty in a simply written text. There’s logic in less is more. And there’s clarity in writing things to be read.
Point Microsoft
I made a crack at Microsoft the other day. I get frustrated with their software at times. The problem is, I rely on them. Everything I have works on Windows and it would take far too long and possibly too expensive to get things running the way I want on another OS. I said something […]
Chrome knight to take down established empires
I came into work this morning and I booted up my computer to find some interesting news. I always have a tab open with Twitter up, that way its there when I need it. I also found that ‘Trending Topics’ is the only way that I get news when the student paper is not being […]
Resignation
We have a special today, tin signs are only $15. This is a common refrain of my boss at the Poster Master on State Street. I always wondered why no one ever called him out on this. It is not a special if, like the faded signs around the store stated, that the signs are […]
Crockpot
I am a fan of the Crockpot. Whoever the person was that invented it, I would double high-five them while doing a triple-hypothetical-five with them also. The ease at which I can make a meal is amazing. And since my mom gave me an old Crockpot cookbook, well I have a ton of recipes of […]
Intro to Parenting
Richard and Laura had been married for three years. Their life was enjoyable; Richard worked at law firm downtown as an accountant and Laura waited tables at the diner four blocks from their home. The house they lived in wasn’t large, nor was it small; it was a ranch with two bedrooms and one bath […]
Intro to Parenting
I just wanted to let everyone know that I posted a new story today. I have to admit that I am quite happy with how this one turned out. It certainly received better responses during workshop than I expected. I had the feeling that I might be a decent writer after all. It’s another long […]
ZZ Tops style
I’m growing an employment beard. It is similar to an unemployment beard but instead of not shaving because I have no reason to look good, I don’t shave because I am working three jobs and don’t have the time.
Burn it like a wildfire
Thank you Gillette and Google for that very informative advertisement. EDIT Here is the link to the video if you want to watch it: How To Shave Your Groin – Shaving Tips From Gillette
To be afraid
Natural isn’t always best for animals, either. It’s filled with hunger, frustration, exhaustion, weariness, dilapidation, trouble, and death. My professor once recounted a conversation she had with a philosophy student about wild animals. The student said, “There’s a fire in the eyes of a wild mustang that you don’t see in a tamed horse!”, to […]