According to the police complaint, there have been several instances of liquor law violations since 2007, including violent disturbances, underage patrons being at the bar and selling liquor to intoxicated customers. —The Badger Herald Inc. I’m really curious how bars can exist if they aren’t allowed to sell liquor to intoxicated customers.

I was reading a blog post earlier today and I was told that Google’s suggestive search was amusing if you type in ‘Twitter is ‘. So I did. Then I thought I would try other things to see what Google suggested for them. Here is the result of me:

The other day I asked my best friend to write a recommendation for me for an application I am working on. I am required to have three; one from a supervisor from a job I have held, one from a supervisor from a volunteer position I have held, and one from a close friend I […]

Twitter is fighting off a DoS attack when I finally get my code working. Such is life. I have been working on using cURL to send POST data to PayPal for almost two weeks now. Everything I tried seemed to send me to the PayPal homepage, without explanation. My tweets have been full of anger […]

I spent a good portion of my summer watching Seinfeld. I just finished. Let me tell you, I am glad to be done.

There was a short episode in Calvin and Hobbes back when it was still being written. In this episode Calvin became sick with the chicken pox over the summer. When Calvin rinds out that he will be stuck in bed for a week of his precious summer, he proclaims that he will make up the […]

Some things that I did this weekend: Boiled my carbs in lemon juice Learned how to properly reassemble my carbs Celebrated the parent of a friend’s 50th birthday Learned to kick start a motorcycle Moved my batting average from .714 to .800 Not a bad weekend, though, it would have been better had I gotten […]

I am going to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince tonight. In my world, Death Eaters should get in free.

Catholics don’t like condoms because if they did, Jesus wouldn’t have been born.–Charles Lim Normally I don’t accredit my quotes to the actual person who said them, but I thought this one was a special case. Call me crazy, but I think this Charles Lim character is dumb. Unfortunately for me, and the others in […]

Going to be a little late on the comic tonight. A friend came into town who I haven’t seen since December and it distracted me. My apologies.