Lacking rhythm
Dear band seemingly comprised of drums, keyboard, saxophone and guitar. You are not good. You are little more than bad noise.
Author: Danny Zawacki
My name is Danny and I like things to be simple. I believe that there’s beauty in a simply written text. There’s logic in less is more. And there’s clarity in writing things to be read.
Database excitement
Tomorrow’s comic is number 256. How do I know this you ask? Well, I had the database set to keep track of unique comics using the TINYINT format. Judging on the fact that I was unable to add tomorrow’s comic, TINYINTs only allow for 8 bits of data to be stored. Anything above 256 is out. […]
The Death of Ones and Zeros
When I was in the third grade, Mrs. Hanson took our class to the library. We went every week and there was no reason why this time would be any different. But it was because out of all those trips I only remember the story we were read from that time. Mrs. Hanson read us […]
Coffee Voices
Diane was a widow. Her husband Luke had died young. He was in an accident while working a government position transporting files between local government offices. His truck was struck by a drunk driver at two o’clock in the afternoon. The drunk driver survived. Because Luke was working at the time of the accident, Diane […]
Killing the swarm
There are things that you learn when you live without the aid of your parents. For example, rotting fruits attract the most obnoxious of fruit flies. Hand in hand with that, fruit flies are dumb. All it takes is a paper funnel leading into a vase with cider vinegar to trap them and kill them […]
Observations
I received the following response to today’s comic. I thought it deserved to be shared on a wider scale. Georgie, I believe this is a gross oversimplification. I think that everyone of us was dealt a hand of cards that gives us certain advantages and disadvantages. Although money can decide some of the struggles we will […]
Do not touch me
Recently I have been tempted more than once to purchase a new computer. I see deals on new ones in my mailbox on a daily basis. Everything is faster and better than what I have. But in the end I always talk myself out of buying one, because I don’t need it. I usually am […]
But do not take my word for it
Some things I learned this week: When removing an engine from a motorcycle, follow all of the steps in the book even if they do not make sense. They will save you an hour or two of holding an engine and trying to remove it from a frame. Garlic olive juice should not be used […]
Annoying little man
I had the following text conversation this morning at work. Ex-Boss: Hi danny can you please come in and help me with one thing on the website…I can pay you ten bucks an hour as a consultant Me: Nope, no time. Ex-Boss: How about later Me: I work all day. Ex-Boss: What time is good […]
Not to be confused with today
I think I might have come across the most awesome variable declaration today: $sixmonthsfromnow = mktime(0,0,0,date(“n”) + 6,date(“j”),date(“Y”)); I don’t know what it is, but it makes me smile.