My First Gray


In an exciting development, I recently became old and distinguished. How, you might ask? Be the discovery of my first gray hair. For some reason (probably because it means you’re getting older than you care to admit), a lot of people fear that gray hair, but I’ve decided to embrace it. I’ve long looked forward […]

November 1, 2012

The One Where I MacGyvered a Beard


So, I’ve been growing a beard. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for a long time and I think it’s something everyone should try, at least to learn how your facial hair actually grows. Hell, you might end up liking it. Some of my “friends” have strongly urged me to shave it. They insist that […]

August 31, 2012

Growing a Beard


I recently read an article titled Did Gillette and Mad Men Kill the Beard. While the article doesn’t really offer a definite answer and is more about the advertising campaigns used by Gillette in the 20th century, it got me thinking. Is the beard truly dead? Back in college, I had a free subscription to GQ (it’s not […]

August 3, 2012

The Darkest Timeline


I’m working to create the darkest timeline. Join me. If you have trouble with goatees or just don’t want to grow one in the summer heat, use this.

July 10, 2012