April Fool’s Treats

by Danny Zawacki

This is a rather cruel joke, but one of my coworkers brought April Fool’s treats into work today and left it on the break room table for all to share.

Brown Es

This is the worst prank a human could possibly pull on another human. A cruel, cruel joke.

In case it’s hard to tell, this was her idea of an April Fool’s Day prank. Brown Es. Brownies. What a terrible person. I wanted a chocolatety and delightful snack.

I hate today. I hate April Fool’s treats because I want real treats.