I forgot today is Wednesday. Which means I forgot I had to put a comic up. I wrote a paper instead. My apologies. It is up now. I give you this little amusement for reparations. “A poetic duel to the death?” “Haha, that’d be so boring.” Also, I found a sweet chair for use on […]
His hand runs through his hair As if to show his own dismay, As if to be frustrated. And it might be that he doesn’t Know what to do with it. Short sleeved and a collar, Black with red. Worn, faded and out of focus. Set upon by a tie, Blue floral print, Once wallpaper. […]
Girl: So what do you do? Guy: I am a salesman. Girl: Of what, Viagra? –Overheard at the bar That was by far the best exchange of words I heard at the bar last night.
Apparently is it crunch time here at school. Sadly, today’s comic is quite reflexive of my next couple weeks. I actually think the comic might be an understatement. The back of my mind has three papers and a portfolio floating around it at all times lately. It was about a week ago that I realized that […]
Did you make sure to clear his outbox? The message might be saved in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! –Read over a shoulder during my English lecture First off, I am pissed about the excessive use of exclamation marks. One, if any. Second, the girls involved in this email must be crazy stalker people and it freaks me out […]
She pounces back and forth as though she is made with a spring Her fur is soft, short, black and white At one end is a tail which twitches Back and forth as she gets ready To attack Her prey, invisible. She herself is certainly not invisible; Much more tangible like green grass in Spring, […]
In front of him wrapped around the black leather wheel sits his hand, Turning the wheel, bringing the right hand down to the shifter, pushing the button and thrusting it forward. The beach was full of college students much the same way a retirement home was full of old people. Are you going to avoid […]
A food court filled with freshmen, The racks of stainless steel pots and pans stand taller than a cold iron mountain. Mystery abounds: the lines grow and shrink at random. Are the cookies cooked today? Grabbing a warm, wet tray, I begin my journey. I glance at the sandwich bar full of white meats and […]
Columbian cheveche creates conflict At the zenith of flight Muscle meat taught against tendons Beneath, a beach on which, a weasel Greedily grabs for fishy food. The dark-crowned screech owl swoops Dropping down, daring the weasel to run. Struck aghast, slay of weasel on its way? Amber owl above brings carnage Talons making ready to […]
OMG LOL i no rite? Sadly, that used to be me. I used to write like an asshole. But in my defense, I was in middle school and most likely was an asshole. Plus, everyone else was doing it. Now I have come a long way since then. I like to think that I write […]