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My Parents are More Awesome than Your Parents

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Received this package in the mail today. It completely proves why your parents don’t even stand a chance up against my parents in a contest of coolness.

Contents include:

  • An Angry Birds “Flippin’ the Bird” t-shirt
  • A handful of instant coffee packets
  • A jar of creamy Peter Pan peanut butter
  • 12 of the best Uniball pens
  • Crest Multicare Whitening Freshmint toothpaste
  • Jiffypop stove-top popcorn
  • Reese’s Trees
  • Star Wars silly bands (I think these my sister added these)
  • 14 oz. of cheese powder for macaroni and cheese
  • Ground cumin
  • Trader Joe’s Jalapeno Hot Sauce
  • Legos. I repeat, LEGOS. (totally built the set before doing anything else)
  • Two boxes of Jiffy brownie mix
  • Two boxes of Jiffy cornbread mix
  • A Charlie Brown Christmas book with the story recorded by my mom

Just try to beat that.

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